It was definetly DNS
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Get yourself a partner(s) who know a thing or two about tech and can at least perform basic troubleshooting and report to you.
Huge, thick cock but tiny brain and reeeeeeeeee? Pass. Small cock but can tell me when my homelab goes down, what services are actually affected, and suggest a solution that is plausible and is for up-to-date versions of X? Call in pizza and ice cream and clear your schedule, it's sexy time. And they knew a temporary solution for the outage so they aren't impacted while I was busy/away? Marry me.
There's a lot of other factors but that defo plays a factor. Learn tech, get blowjobs. It's that simple.
I fucking wish! Despite my profession and hobbies all being very technical I have never had a partner that knew anything beyond turning it off and on again ðŸ˜. I'd be eating them out like a bulldog with a jar of mayonnaise every night if they did! Though I guess I would do that if they didn't too....🤔
I may need to rethink my approach....