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Always try sudo (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don't have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.

Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right? sudo systemd restart heart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Depends on who's working the terminal, nano vs vim difference