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Grow your own blueberry bushes and then you can have more blueberries for 3 weeks during the height of summer than you could possibly use for the next 2 years but it's too fucking hot to pick them and the birds eat them all so quickly that you end up having to buy those sweet blue balls from the grocery store for the other 49 weeks of the year regardless.
Plus, it’s hard to grow a blueberry bush in an apartment window box.
Learn to forage. Today alone, I pulled 2 lbs of fresh berries, and I live in suburban Tennessee.
Today I got slammed into the rocks off the coast of Hawaii and couldn't even spear a fish.
Can't the god of blood kill some fish? I don't believe it.
It makes sense because fish don't have blood.