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[–] [email protected] 113 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's his fault really, there's no apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's silly. It's dogs b'owl.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if the dogs have space worms.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Listen. If my dogs want space worms, I'm going to get them space worms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The ' is silent.

[–] Piemanding 6 points 5 months ago

m'bowl. Tips hat