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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Good morning sleepy bums. Time to rise and shine! ☀️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m up, but I’m leaving the shining to someone else

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Not a chance. Rising may happen, but shining is someone else's problem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NO

That said I didn't leave the heat on overnight and woke up from the cold.

Back on bed now. It is too dark and gloomy. And feels like 1C

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have arisen, however there seems to be a distinct lack of shining occuring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The shining comes from within!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You want me to develop bioluminescence? Like a glowworm? That seems a bit too challenging for this time of morning.

Although I suspect there is a superhero storyline in there somewhere. "The Worm". Looks like an ordinary guy with weird fashion sense, until he pulls down his pants and blinds his enemies with the power of his brightly shining backside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, what you do with a light sabre in the privacy of your own home is your business!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or maybe an anglerfish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

🔥let’s gooooooooooo…!!!!🔥

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How dare you call out my sleepy, tired bum. It's shy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Getting harder and harder when it's cold and yucky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a hope. I’m back to sleep at least until that sun isn’t an imaginary figment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You bring that sunshine into the world yourself!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I am darkness incarnate