Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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I'm locking it up. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Me too buddy, meee too