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I'd like to volunteer to join the space program. And never come back to this planet again.
(lemmy.world)
This post is dedicated to the people who insist I'm just posting trolls and not crazy people.
That's a whole lot of trolls.
I would like to volunteer all those posters for the space program and never bring them back to this planet.
It'd be easy. Just tell them they were right about NASA being behind everything, but not in the way they thought. This whole time they've been working with the Annunaki to hide the truth until such a time the Annunaki think humans are ready for it. It is now that time and they've chosen a select few to be invited to Nibiru to learn, return, and provide the humans with the truth. Their lifetime wealth will be taken care of, of course, as payment for their year spent on Nibiru.
Once out of orbit, we turn off comms and tracking and go on about our days.
This is very similar to a plot point in the later Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books. A civilization manages to convince all their hair stylists, project managers, telephone sanitization specialists, etc that the world is ending and that they've been selected as the elite to be the first on the colony ships leaving the planet.
And those people settled earth.