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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If you ask for fame, they make you the FBIs most wanted child abuser.

If you ask for riches millions of dollars in other people's money is wired into your account, again, fbi most wanted.

If you ask for bueaty you see your reflection in a lake and can't look away, the lake is at Area 51, you are black bagged and dropped into a 50ft abandoned mine shaft and you survive the fall, there's water pooled at the bottom, you drink it for nearly a weak waiting to die of starvation, a mule deer falls in, you eat it raw for a month even when it's rotting you're too desperate to stop yourself as all this does is prolong your misery waist deep in filth, total darkness, the voices come... you talk to them... they talk back... you fade in and out of consciousness... a light... noise... meaningless.... who is talking.... it means nothing... what is this terrible burning light...