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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can dry-age beef for up to 4 months. Some people go even longer. Of course, you could also can it like fruits and vegetables, but I've never been a fan.

Then there's mastodon meat dug out of the tundra that dogs would still eat...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but the smoothies are disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Mmm, mastodon smoothie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yes, how to dry age meat would be very useful to a vegan.