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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ' What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: "Is this all the eggs we have?"

Donna: "Yes. What are you making?"

Ron: "Eggs."