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[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago

What’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

And that magnets don't work after they get wet.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.

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