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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I don’t care if this is fake. It’s how the world should be and I really hope it is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If you get yourself into a private community gym instead of Planet Fitness, you’ll realize how real this is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gym bros love people who try to better themselves. Spotting and Sauna are induction.

These guys will get you fitter than you ever thought you could be.

YMCA and College Fitness Centers are the best starting spots.

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