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Wealthy Canadians announce BMW X3 convoy to protest capital gains tax hike (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can get an X3 for $5000.

The perception of wealth is not wealth, the people who are the problem have people to drive them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

First of all, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000? And secondly, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000?

[–] Sethayy 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First off this is Canada.

Second off I'm not the other commenter nor know shit about cars so the first point is really all I got

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And second of all, this def isn't Canada, I've never even been too Canada.

And second second of all, isn't X3 a low~mid tier car in Canada?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Australia, and our dollar is worth less than yours. Theres 4 of them on Facebook marketplace right now for $5k within 50km of me. Around 08 models with relatively High kms.

Its not a status symbol its a low to mid range car.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Well that explains it. Those cars are filled with deadly Australian spiders!