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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Superman ice cream could kick their ass.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Superman ice cream probably tastes as bland as the hero

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why is everyone always simping for the billionaires?

[–] Rampsquatch 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You mean you don't crave the experience of consuming the face of a billionaire?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Now I want some ice cream shaped like Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg. I just want to lick their face.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me Zuck might be down with that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lizards have to lick their eyes. Dont do a favor for the Zuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I think it would be more sexual than utilitarian for him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Come on, he’s the best kind of billionaire! Fictional

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are no good billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I guess you hate everyone in early-2000s Zimbabwe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They are the absolute worst and I don't care what you have to say about hyper-inflation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A hero like Batman is at least plausible in the real world, if at bit exaggerated... It's something you could hope to be.

Superman's just pure science fiction. It's not as relatable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Becoming a trust fund billionaire seems as unlikely as being able to fly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's definitely not likely; but unlike Supermans powers, becoming something like Batman is actually within the relm of possibility.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

have you tried reincarnating?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

((EAT THE RICH))

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I think the Batman ice cream would taste better with prep time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But can it beat Goku ice cream????

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Its calories are over 9000!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Batman ice cream always has a plan for kicking Superman ice cream's ass.

"Do you melt?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oh fuck we're talking about Superman ice cream? I love this shit