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Why would a fly land on something like this? (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been using Linux professionally for a couple of decades and using it altogether since like 1996. I never knew about the timeout command. I'm gonna have some fun with that.

I wonder if I can set someone's shell to it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Always -k. Ask nicely but unsheathe the katana, just in case.