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[-] [email protected] 237 points 4 weeks ago
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[-] [email protected] 94 points 4 weeks ago

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago

"But you are an English major"

[-] zalgotext 71 points 4 weeks ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

It was in fact the major form of communication!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Some of the people I communicated with were Majors.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wrote copy for marketing collateral and technical copy for manuals.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

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