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Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I always do the goat scream if my wife has it on, its our fun little thing.

Until we were doing a late night grocery run when our baby was having a sleepover at Nannys place and my sleep deprived ass goes and does it in the middle of the fresh produce. 2 people looked at me like I was mentally Ill and one guy pissed himself laughing, my wife was mortified and angry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Lol, if you have a baby, your wife is going to become less and less embarrassed by you in public. Kids say some crazy stuff. Often rude and insensitive. Your lack of filter will be quaint by comparison.

So fly your crazy flag high. Enjoy your Taytay and goat scream away.

Also, congratulations on child and even bigger congratulations on having babysitters help for a night off. Next time, don't use it for grocery shopping, lol.