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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This feels like French propaganda to deflect from how rude they tend to be if you don't speak French

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I speak French until they have enough of me butchering their language with my Jersey (New) accent. Bon Joor, je voo le pan. They beg me to stop and I keep going. Jaim vo d-nay. Mare C bo coo. They thank me for leaving.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ever heard japanese filtered through a southern accent? Oh HAI yo guh ZAI muss!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This was our favorite thing to do in my HS Japanese class. I still remember "skydiving": skah-daaaah-ben-goo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Even if you speak French or at least try to they go like: huh?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Lean into it. Channel your inner Peggy Hill and repeat this phrase: Jay parlay fran-says tray bee-in. Jay-tude on lay-cole quart ons.

They will beg you to switch back to English

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I will continue to maintain a laissez faire attitude towards French language.