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Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?
And that's an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.
There he goes, the highest dude in the fediverse
You spelled drunkest wrong.
But I might have some more weed around when I get home..
In the future,
User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?
GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:
I hope Google has fixed that problem in the future
Otherwise they'll just pull the plug.
Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don't know how to sharpen a pencil.
First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.
You got this 👍
You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain't got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.