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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to. It's illegal to die there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awesome! So I can sue Death if I die?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but you likely can't be burried because of permafrost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm an organ donor, so I have a different opinion on that. If my brain stopped working: just take whatever you need and burn the rest, or give it to university for science and teaching.

No need to burry me. Svalbard here I come!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe we can use you as polarbear food. I hear they're hungry a lot.