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[–] brbposting 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sorry we don’t serve depression today