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new preference war just dropped (i.redd.it)

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The original was posted on /r/ProgrammerHumor by /u/polytopelover on 2024-05-26 21:23:20+00:00.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Where's file_dialogue_open

[–] xmunk 37 points 6 months ago

We're all trying our best to ignore the Americans and you bring up m/d/y... why!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

This is the real big-endian way. So your things line-up when you have all of these:

file_dialogue_open
file_dialogue_close
file_dropdown_open
file_rename
directory_remove

If I were designing a natural language, I'd put adjectives after the nouns, so you start with the important things first:

car big red

instead of

big red car

[–] MonkCanatella 9 points 6 months ago

literally spanish lol

[–] funkless_eck 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I were designing a natural language, I'd put adjectives after the nouns, so you start with the important things first

So - French?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The thing is that in French, Spanish, etc. it still makes sense if you put the adjective before the noun, even if it might sound weird in some cases. An adjective is an adjective and a noun is a noun.

But English is positional. Where you put a word gives it its function. So "red car" and "car red" mean different things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

And “red big car” is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's because they are romance languages. They come from Latin where word order is irrelevant as each "word" has a different form for the specific use.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Yes, that's what I said. My native language is a romance language too. And after speaking it her whole life, my wife has trouble getting the grasp of how in English swapping two words completely changes the meaning of what she's saying (especially when it's two nouns, like e.g. "parent council")

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Heathen! You must alphabetize all the things!

Like seriously. It makes scanning code much easier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

To be fair, it's also missing open_dialog_file, dialog_open_file and most crucially file_open_dialog