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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.