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Like regular posting EXCEPT ONLY THE TRUTH about the tyranny of bubble gum and wealthy lizard elites. Let the scales fall from your eyes and behold the horror of solipsistic existence.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (7 children)

To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser

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