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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?