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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Fun fact, naturally growing grass in Midwest is generally of the phalaris species, you can extract a very powerful hallucinogenic drug called DMT from it in three very simple steps. All you need is a lawnmower with a mulch bag and some pool cleaning supplies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I did some cursory research, and it looks like the leaves also contain toxic compounds, such as gramine, that can cause organ damage, including brain damage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Cut it into really small pieces, soak it something that extracts the fat cells from the grass (BBQ lighter fluid works for this), then use and acid and a base to neutralize your bucket of shit and all the DMT sinks to the bottom in solid form so just separate it from the liquid.

All the brown shit at the bottom of your concoction is pure DMT.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh fuck that's honestly really cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do I drink it right out of the bucket?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You're supposed to smoke it, but you better get buckled up before you do because it's fucking crazy.