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How can you have non same day shipping in this case
Guy faints, goes to the hospital, dies two days later
Next Day: Succumbs to his injuries a day later
Second Day: you guessed it
Ground: Drives to the hospital
Express: Ambulance
Air Express: Medevac helicopter