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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (7 children)

You could say it's over Für Elise

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Barrel dwelling loners rise up

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