this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Can't explain that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The gravitational pull of the moon.

But you're right, I cannot explain why gravity even exists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh FSS please don't cede a smart introspection to that billowing buffoon

(nice followup though)