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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Same, honestly. You have to make sure it works and you don’t really think to cover it, and even if you did you don’t really know where..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And then you find out. And giggle a bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

My bidet toilet came with a "demonstration tool". A (transparent) plastic contraption that can be put on the toilet which 1) activates the bum-sensor and 2) blocks the water stream.

The toilet also has a "demonstration" mode, I did not dare to turn that on, though.