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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Help cucumber stuck in ass

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Its not always a cucumber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A cucumber is more inspicious than well...

[–] maccentric 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you just make up a word?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.

[–] maccentric 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it

[–] prettybunnys 2 points 3 months ago

Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.