cross-posted from: https://dubvee.org/post/1149097
Avoid consequences for your crimes with this one simple life hack
Image description: Homer Simpson runs a red light at a 4-way intersection, and multiple cars slam on their brakes to avoid an accident. He waves out the window and yells "It's alright, I'm running for president" and drives away.
(gif of homer in top hat and rocking chair twirling gun while Marge go-go dances)