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Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“My worms are, people have said, the best people, have said that, my brain worms are the best they’ve ever seen. I’ve spent a lot of time with many worms, yuge worms, but my worms have plenty to eat, a ton of food really, food for years. RFK, dead worms, bad worms, no food. My worms, bigly.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"They are beautiful worms, big worms too, the biggest worms you have seen. People always say to me 'Donald, your worms are so big, how are they that big? '. And I tell these people, wonderful people by the way, your worms are small because of the Biden administration, they don't care for your worms, Biden doesn't care, everybody know it, he wants to take your worms away. "