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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Right, but people don't actually say that, do they? It's more like

"Honey, I found some information that the world's top scientists and doctors are being paid to hide"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or:

"Honey, I found some information that the world's top scientists and doctors are ignoring/minimizing due to biases".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I've just started seeing information that the world's top scientists and doctors have known about for some time, but that large business interests have been strategically covering up to protect against a public backlash.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And I still want my cut of that money damnit! I mean hiding the true secrets of quantum mechanics from the rest of the world really starts losing its appeal if all hush money payments are always late...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

"Mr. Snowden, how am I supposed to take any of this seriously. If a globe-spanning internet-encompassing spy program existed, don't you think we'd have heard about it by now?"