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[–] [email protected] 249 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Nixon invades Cambodia, campuses across the country erupt in protest, armed troops deployed to deal with the unrest on an Ohio campus, guns pointed at students to intimidate them into dispersing...hmmm, can't remember what happened next...everything calmed down, I think, right?

Edit: Autocorrect betrayed me.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God blessed the students with omniscient insight, so they reverted their concerns and joined the army to establish democracy all over the world. An eagle, sounding like a red-tailed hawk, was heard screeching in the distance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Eagles these days just don’t sound like they used too, back in my day they had this powerful screech that would pierce through even a swelling orchestral track to a movie.

Then the woke mob came for Eagles and now they sound lame.

I want to go back to those good times, that I imagine in my head, those times are great because I can remember whatever bullshit fantasy I want as “history” and just throw a tantrum and scream at anyone who challenges me on it.

Red tailed hawks? What are those? Are they like an Owl or something? Since when did people give a fuck about birds? They are so boring.

( /s )

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since when did people give a fuck about birds?

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows.

Whatever schmuck, the thesis title of my double-PHD from Beige University (Rhode Island Ivy League) was “Crows And Jackdaws, A MetaAnalysis Of Corvidae Interchangeability Along Intersectional Metrics Of Culture, Science and Archival Preservation”.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Is this the first Lemmy copypasta?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This summer I hear the drumming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Do you hear the people sing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

4 dead in O-Hi-O

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For those of us with third world level history what happened?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

National Guard units shot and killed four student protesters in Ohio at Kent State University in 1970, wounding nine others. I've read the police used excuses like they had intel there were communist agitators involved, funnily similar to what they say today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah cause agitators is a reason to shoot people. Can't let those commies speak!/s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They were shot. Kent State shooting if you want to look into it more.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think they built some cool light fixtures for kids to study by or something.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

They actually did put in light fixtures to mark 4 random spots in the parking lot, no one knows why they chose those exact locations or the number 🤔.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Never forget Kent State, but also never forget the Orangeburg Massacre.