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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

More like 'Shut the fuck up, or I'll fuck you both up'

They got the message.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.

Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm okay with boganese.

They're very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.

Got a 'Sorry mate, we're alright' from it.

The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.

Methinks we're friends now.