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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hmm I don't know what I ate Friday but without getting too graphic my stomach hasn't been 100% since. Hope this goes away soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember: don't trust your farts

source: have trusted suspicious farts and had very big regrets very quickly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't ever ever ever ever eat a whole pack of sugar free animal gummies, even if it's a very small pack. Just sayin'. 😬

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

aw man that would do me in as well. usually it's me smashing a whole bag of licorice and wondering why I'm dying the morning after haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't eat real liquorice, it makes my ankles swell!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nooooooo 😭 it's my fav candy haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love it. 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shittin' through the eye of a needle?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had a few dashes to the porcelain bus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What calling George or the old chocolate fountain?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that phrase so damn much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The squirts 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ugh that's way too graphic.