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[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (6 children)

200: "I gotchu, bro. Here you go. Have a good day."

401: "You're not on the list. Get lost."

402: "Pay me or get lost."

403: "Everyone get lost."

404: "You are lost."

500: "Ooopsss."

501: "Knew I forgot something..."

504: "I can't do this shit all day."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Serving multiple data streams

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Thread safe pouring

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I love the whimsy of developers.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

429: "Please stop trying"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

401 is "I don't know who you are. Get fucked"

403 is "I know who you are and you're not allowed here. Get fucked"

[–] xmunk 14 points 7 months ago

502: "I'm fucked, you're fucked, but most of all the developer trying to solve this is super fucked."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

451: “The law says get lost.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

401 is more like “Tell me who tf you are or get lost”, while 403 means “You're not on the list, get lost”