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The taste of water (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It also tastes like TV static

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My buddy once bought a few cans of Space Coke for us to try. I told him it tasted like TV static. He said "well technically, TV static is interference from space, so it literally tastes like space".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear; foot stuck in mouth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just like me on a date!

Heyyoooo!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooh! Self burn, those are rare!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

May my self immolation warm your heart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You mean when your foot wakes up?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Sparkling water tastes like coins to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I love the raspberry & lime foot falling asleep