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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.