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When you have to update the server (pawb.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try installing something from homebrew.

Oh you just want to install this one package here? Ok but let’s update 60 other packages first. Don’t worry, it will only take about one minute. Per package.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh have fun on x86_64 since you have to compile them all (at least I had to, I might have broken something)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I installed Mono on my M1 MBP last year and it took like four hours to compile 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Real talk I’ve been using this I’ve mashed together:

update_brew() {
    bold=$(tput bold);
    normal=$(tput sgr0);
    brew --version &&
    echo "${bold} > brew update${normal}" &&
    brew update &&
    echo "${bold} > brew upgrade${normal}" &&
    brew upgrade &&
    echo "${bold} > brew autoremove${normal}" &&
    brew autoremove &&
    echo "${bold} > brew cleanup${normal}" &&
    brew cleanup &&
    echo "${bold} > brew doctor${normal}" &&
    brew doctor;
}