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[–] [email protected] 228 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[–] [email protected] 157 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Have you tried getting more vitamin d?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

What did you just call them??

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 18 points 4 months ago

getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician

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