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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The incredible irony here is that there are so, so many death and black metal musicians that are genuinely better people than Gene Simmons could ever be. I would trust my kids (note: I do not have kids) around Cannibal Corpse and Cattle Decapitation. I would absolutely not trust Simmons around a teen daughter.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd totally leave my kids with Ozzy but only because I know Sharon would also be there.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

And if anything happens, he'd probably carry them back to civilization before going into a coma.

[–] fsxylo 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, if the house caught on fire she could send them back in to save her paintings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fBsRiB3ijs&pp=ygUbc2hhcm9uIG9zYm91cm5lIGhvdXNlIGZpcmUg

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh for sure, metal heads are for real wholesome ppl. Metal concerts are probably the lowest in some stupid peer pressure things or macho competitions (who can to the most x stuff, who has the most money, etc), and I absolutely know how many people react to someone needing some help. Maybe because we are a more diverse group related to age? Or because we are everywhere yet nowhere mainstream?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I was the Metal Blade 25th anniversary show in Chicago--Cattle Decapitation with Goatwhore, Allegaeon, and Novembers Doom--and the lead of Goatwhore stopped the show to point out the guy that had his 10yo kid (with ear muffs!) at the edge of the pit, and told the crowd to be careful and friendly, because that kid was the future of the scene.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends on. Some places of the metal community outdo gaming toxicity-wise, especially pre-2010s.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

George Fisher is awesome! Plus dat neck haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Better people and musicians / composers, I'd say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would trust my kids (note: I do not have kids) around Cannibal Corpse

Well, maybe not at Pat O’Brien’s house.

If you left your kids with Cattle Decapitation you’d end up picking up a budding eco-terrorist which doesn’t sound half bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fair point; it seems like he wasn't storing his firearms safely.

Hope he gets the help he needs. :(