this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] rarely 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One day I think I may try to be a cop. They don't need to do anythint more than protect other cops. The problem is, I still have a few braincells left and I don't beat my wife, so they will never accept me as one of their own.

[โ€“] rarely 4 points 1 year ago

I jest. I could never be that much of a tool, and I fuckin try!