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That's how I feel everytime I click commit in SQL Developer and it completes in 0.023 seconds. Like... You sure you got everything, Oracle? Wanna take a second or two and double check your work maybe?
Buys Ryzen 9
"Damn! Why is it so fast?"
The CPU, working tirelessly to ensure your queries completed in just under 100 million cycles (assuming 1 thread and 4Ghz):
"Am I a joke to you?"