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Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate (hard-drive.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sure, at the taking of life or reduction of freedom based on immutable aspects of personhood determined at birth and/or without due process.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So I agree on the first part.

Explain what the fuck "due process" means to you? Because to me it sounds kinda sick. (Edit: Sick as in perverse, vile, abominable)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Buddy, at some point you're going to need to get yourself a basic understanding of civics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think I have a pretty advanced understanding and find what I assume to be your understanding offensive as fuck, for reasons I'm willing to lay out here, but I could be wrong about what you mean when you say that, and I don't want to talk shit on an imaginary dumbass at you. If that makes any sense.

So I asked for clarification.