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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As a middle-aged man with a long history of crazy chicks in my past... Yeah this is working for me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It’s just always goes so bad, but it’s so much fun while it lasts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

The cats hair grows back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Hey, you've made it out alive.... So far!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same, buddy. It doesn't help that I've been drinking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Drunken romantic decisions never go wrong buy her something.