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Backdoors are bad for security ๐๐
oh dang removes backdoor from my house
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Hell yeah. Make the windows difficult to enter, and now you have a singular point of entry.
Then put a gun turret there.
Your house isn't truly secure until you have a lava moat, and other ideas I came up with when I was eight.
Just remove the windows
Didn't some pro-gun idiots suggest removing back doors from American schools
I'm pro gun and that's a laughably stupid idea for about a million reasons.
Don't remove the back door from your house, bar it with a sturdy 2x4 that holds it closed. Just be sure to use a 2x4 that is not made weak by the application of a specific chemical that only the secret bad guy knows about.