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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it just rotate or do you have to squeeze Jesus with your cheeks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jesus is spreading those bad boys like he split that river (or whoever the fuck that was)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Moses parted the sea like ass cheeks