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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing (slrpnk.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Boat rule

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Hmm.

Still Afloat?
Usain Boat
I Worked Overtime For This
Not A Pirate Ship
The Hullaballoos
Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dock Holiday

Dock Marlins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Ship Stinks
Hope Floats
Float Some
Look at my Deck
Ship off my Shoulder
We all float on
Port Whine
Kiss my Aft

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Sea me now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Take Your Shoes Off